Staff at the Darling’s Waterfront Pavilion in Bangor announced this week that, in keeping with “industry standards,” concert-goers will now only be allowed to bring in one small clutch or wristlet type purse, or else bring anything they’d like to carry with them into the venue in a clear plastic bag not exceeding a certain size. The specifications are outlined in the image below.

If you were planning to bring a giant tote bag jammed with enough supplies for a camping trip — plus those beers you were trying to sneak in — you won’t be allowed in the venue with it. Plan accordingly! Ladies, just bring your phone/keys/debit card/cash and lip gloss, in a little bag or in your pockets. What else do you need, really?