Stephen King: master of horror, internationally beloved novelist, proud resident of Bangor, Maine, and dog lover.
Yes, dog lover. If you’ve paid attention to Sai King’s social media accounts over the past two years, you’ve undoubtedly seen pictures of Molly — a.k.a., The Thing of Evil, Stephen and Tabitha’s two-year-old Pembroke Welsh Corgi. Molly has been a favorite subject of King’s Twitter posts since the family adopted her in late 2014.
It is fitting that no matter how cute and fluffy the King’s doggo might be, however, evil lurks in her little heart. How do they know that their corgi — the dog breed that may, in fact, rule the Internet — is evil? Well, King has captured photographic evidence and shared it on Twitter for all to see.
It all started in December 2014, when Molly was just a pup, and King perhaps wasn’t aware of the full extent of her evil-ness.
My new puppy chews up a Santa hat. Good idea. pic.twitter.com/Tsd9pQjmkR
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 16, 2014
Now, of course, she’s a grown dog… that’s always up to no good.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, takes a break from writing her 1st book, THE DOGSHIT CHRONICLES. A sure beast-seller. pic.twitter.com/MdUl87J2MQ
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 8, 2016
She likes to typical dog things, like play tug of war with her Uncle McMurtry, the corgi that belongs to King’s son and fellow novelist, Joe Hill…
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, and her Uncle McMurtry enact a play called THIS YEAR'S ELECTION. pic.twitter.com/lJsAWPPuEN
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) August 3, 2016
… avoid getting exercise at all costs, unless napping constitutes exercise…
Molly demonstrates the Thing of Evil Workout, also known as the Who Gives a Shit About Muscle Tone Workout. pic.twitter.com/r0jk2Cf865
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 3, 2015
… and, perhaps most tellingly, she’s on more than one occasion destroyed things around the King household.
Molly, aka The Thing of Evil, enjoys a box of Raisin Bran. pic.twitter.com/ym8aXKeJAs
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 7, 2015
Molly, aka The Thing of Evil, enjoys a box of Kleenex. pic.twitter.com/EVtQicP8JK
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 6, 2015
This has resulted in Molly being jailed for her evil-i-tude.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, finally went too far. Jailed for stealing cat food. Third offense. No parole. pic.twitter.com/MWBO4FIZFB
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) July 3, 2016
Oh, she might look like she’s innocent enough. I mean, look at how cozy that little pup is! How could such a thing be capable of such unmitigated evil?
Sometimes even a Thing of Evil needs a friend to sleep with. pic.twitter.com/RVMAoiWha8
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 16, 2016
Don’t be fooled — she’s a merciless predator.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares to catch and dine on her latest soccer ball. pic.twitter.com/BQf1RneuEj
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 11, 2016
Friends of the Kings try to placate Molly with gifts, but it is to no avail. She cares not for such trivialities. There’s one thing on her mind: EVIL.
The library ladies gave Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, a new bed. She has decided not to hurt them. pic.twitter.com/ybPSMbrmjO
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) January 21, 2016
In fact, Molly likes to rub her evil-ness in all our faces. EVIL!
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, declares 2016 The Year of Behaving Badly. Photo courtesy of Shane Leonard. pic.twitter.com/KOj8CPDdA0
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 21, 2015
L’il old me?
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, rests after several hours of practicing with her homemade nunchuck. pic.twitter.com/9DEDGWu2NL
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 30, 2015
Molly wears her November collar, which says, "Don't mistake me for a deer and shoot me; I'm really a Thing of Evil." pic.twitter.com/y38X22zsuV
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 5, 2015
Being evil is exhausting.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, demonstrates the difficult yoga posture called My Ass Is Up. pic.twitter.com/8hj3wUb5KI
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 1, 2015
Especially when people are out to get you.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, waits for her Official Taster to make sure her evening repast isn't poisoned. pic.twitter.com/vrUHz8WzEV
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 20, 2015
She’s tried to make her escape to further spread evil across the land, though I don’t think she got too far. Lack of opposable thumbs and all.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, waits impatiently for her chauffeur and bodyguard to take her to the Trump rally in NH. pic.twitter.com/iU9qPHNDlH
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 17, 2015
Be careful, little doggie. Mr. King is wise to your ways.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, tries to convince me she is a Thing of Good. I am not persuaded. pic.twitter.com/7JQcbhtjrS
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 26, 2015